Review: iPad’s borders

The big news on Wednesday 27th of January 2010 was that Apple’s new iPad would have borders the width of one human male. The world looked on in horror as a man demonstrated live on stage that no, the width wasn’t a deception, the iPad’s borders genuinely were the same width as his upper chest. He later stated that “Apple are working on a border the size of my entire arm span” before lifting his arms to show scale. Many people in London actually went to hospital after violently recoiling in disgust that Apple had failed to make something that looked better than the HP / Microsoft Slate. Here at Dead Tomorrow towers we’ll be waiting for iPad NoBS (no borders version, set for release as soon as possible please).