“It’s the end of the human population!” I’ll probably eat my bacony hat as I am dying tomorrow, but I’m willing to bet that it isn’t. Not even close. Yet you’d be mistaken for thinking that it is as the world press go totally pork chops about the thing. The BBC website has even wheeled [...]
It’s Sunday and I have an issue. It’s an issue that has been boiling up inside me for some time now and it’s this: Caffé Nero takeaway cups are the worst takeaway cups in the world. “Takeaway” implies that the cup is meant to be used as you ‘take’ your cup ‘away’. Caffé Nero disagrees. [...]
Got to love this. Probably the best Specsavers ad yet.
Now, I’m a fan of Star Wars and Lego, so when the two are combined it’s brilliant! On a recent trip to Legoland (believe it) I couldn’t help but pick up my new friend, Lego Princess Leah. In the film, she’s chained to a giant fat slug, but in real Lego life, Lego Princess Leah [...]
Do you advocate for same sex marriage? If you do, you seem to be causing terror in the United States of America. Not just terror, but a miracle enduced STORM OF SATAN. If you are afraid, the National Organisation for Marriage (yes such a daft thing exists) is thankfully building a rainbow coalition of love [...]
Spotted in Debenhams, Clapham Junction: one dead, trodden on Easter chick. Poor fluffy fella probably didn’t see it coming :’o(
People aren’t allowed to embed the video, so if you haven’t already, get over to YouTube now to watch Susan Boyle becoming an overnight global phenomenon. I won’t go into why she is racking up millions of views an hour, just get over there. It’s event entertainment as it happens. I also rate Flawless and [...]
Ryanair lies about prices on their website.
Ryanair includes an unexplainably high number of extra costs to bump up the false cost even further such as huge tax.
Ryanair charges £10 – 20 to actually pay them by card! And this is added to your bill AFTER you click to pay.
Ryanair charges £10 – 30 for you [...]
Dead Tomorrow now has a wonderful forum which uses the same login details as the rest of the site. There are a few teething problems such as the font colours are like Christmas, but it’s great to use. Please leave me a message, even if it’s hate mail or a death threat. Actually, preferably leave [...]
It was a sunny, quiet afternoon as I strolled through the Swaledale valley in Yorkshire. Suddenly I heard a noise: a rustle of feathers. I looked to my right and there it was, a double headed monstrosity of a goose. Caught exclusively here on camera as evidence for Dead Tomorrow readers so you too can [...]
Clapham Highstreet gets a lot of unusual fashions walking up and down it. Mostly not good. Not on Easter Monday! This cool dude was spotted crossing the road sporting a cross between contemporary punk and suave smartness. I have to say, that is the best mohawk I’ve ever seen and I love that it matches [...]
“Travel in style and comfort” says the leaflet. Comfort yes, style no. Four things struck me during my trip to Yorkshire on Grand Central trains:
Curtains have no place on public transport. Planes, trains or automobiles – curtains look hideous on all of them. All dangly and dingy. Ew. Where is the future? There must be a modern [...]
Seen those Confused.com adverts on TV? Well, there’s a greasy teen in the advert who it turns out is a serial video blogger on YouTube called Amazing Phil. Bizarrely, he’s actually a darn funny, likable guy. At first you think “another YouTube weirdo” then you get it.
Someone talking non-stop into a camera about their lives shouldn’t [...]
HEREA COME AGAIN WITH MA RHYMIN SLANG! Does anyone remember when Alesha Dixon was MC Alesha of Mis-teeq fame? Probably not. Now she’s all about climbing up hills with Gary Barlow and dancing. Amazingly, she’s still got a career going on and it’s not been too bad a career either. Some catchy little ditties. Her [...]
Easter chicks are too cute and Eastery. Apologies for the poor photo, I was seriously sozzled when I took this.
I love Yo! Sushi but it’s a well known fact that it is a rip off. Not quite as much as Itsu but a rip off nonetheless. So, whenever they have one of their offers on I try to mosey on down to make the most of it. To help address the recession stopping people [...]
In Clapham, London the amount of junk mail that comes through the letter box is not only ridiculous, it’s bordering on letter box rape. As an experiment I left all of the junk mail for a week, taking out proper post, and this is the result:
One week’s worth of junk mail equates to 39 different [...]
I’m a big fan of classic books, even if they mostly turn out to be rubbish because story telling has advanced so much. Of Mice and Men isn’t rubbish, it’s a great book. It has strong characters, a solid moral and a heart wrenching and shocking story but it has the wrong title. It should [...]
