Can’t wait to get off my face and club it up to this song like a dirty wild bitch on heat. Or something along those lines. Best song of the year so far, just ahead of Wear My Kiss by Sugababes, Rube Boy by Rihanna and Telephone by Lady Gaga ft Beyoncé.
It’s come to my attention that many people doubt The Gaga. The reason for this is clearly that they aren’t paying her enough attention and think she’s “a new Britney” or “another Christina”. She’s a whole new musical monster altogether. Glastonbury this year will be remembered for one thing:
I loved Glastonbury for the moment before [...]
Hello DeadTomorrow readers. Long time, no? It took Ciara’s jigglin’ hips to get us back on here to write reviews for you. I saw Ciara jigglin’ at Heaven and at the crap Britney concert the other week. Ciara is actually an amazing singer and dancer, but that jigglin’ just don’t stop. She’s so aggressive and [...]
There’s something brilliantly uplifting about the one song that arrives every year to announce “yes, this is summer.” It usually takes the form of an upbeat, happy, Euro-pop-ish dance tune set for Ibiza. 2009 is no different and takes the form of David Guetta ft. Kelly Rowland. Below is the original track and the mixes [...]
People aren’t allowed to embed the video, so if you haven’t already, get over to YouTube now to watch Susan Boyle becoming an overnight global phenomenon. I won’t go into why she is racking up millions of views an hour, just get over there. It’s event entertainment as it happens. I also rate Flawless and [...]
HEREA COME AGAIN WITH MA RHYMIN SLANG! Does anyone remember when Alesha Dixon was MC Alesha of Mis-teeq fame? Probably not. Now she’s all about climbing up hills with Gary Barlow and dancing. Amazingly, she’s still got a career going on and it’s not been too bad a career either. Some catchy little ditties. Her [...]
Genius. Girls Aloud have hit the money this time with an out of this world song, a literally out of this world video and an out of this world look. Bare skin + duck tape + pleather + pvc + spaceships that look like Zorbs = HOT SEX. Tweedy-Cole and Ginger are by far the [...]
As if the original isn’t hilarious enough:
The parodies have started landing:
It’s hard to know which is funnier – perhaps they’re equally funny.
On Sunday I made what I thought was the musical discovery of the year: Britney Spears Piano Tribute. Featuring piano versions of classics like Womanizer, Hit Me Baby One More Time and Toxic. However, having played it in full at work I can reveal the actual effect it has on people: irritation, anger and bloodlust. [...]
Thank-you Spotify for making listening to music on the internet easy and, importantly, legitimately free. Adverts pay for us to listen to an ever growing library of songs, like Napster but better because it’s free. How do they come up with this stuff? Next thing you know, they’ll invent a machine that has speakers that [...]
Amazing album alert! It’s fresh, catchy, good and weird. That’s what we’re talking about. Empire of the Sun are a duo consisting of a Pokemon and a hairier version of Coldplay’s Chris Martin. Arriving from Australia, they’ve snuck in the underground hit album of early 2009. The album, Walking on a Dream is packed with [...]
This is what pop is all about. 46 secs in: how to walk down stairs.
A Lady always wears porcelain and dances like a robot
JUSTICE! Girls Aloud, Pet Shop Boys, Kings of Leon and Katy Perry all won awards. Even Duffy deserved at least one of the three awards she won. Plus Kylie presented. The ingredients were there but the Brits were still crap. Who the hell is/are “Elbow”? Allegedly [...]
Baggy shell suit, hoop earrings and dodgy special effects. Tee hee.
Frankly, when I saw the video “Galang” by M.I.A. on The Box four years ago I thought someone was having a laugh at their expense. I certainly didn’t imagine them reappearing with a song virtually guaranteeing an Oscar win. First watch the film, then buy [...]
“Where’s Enrique Iglesias?” I hear you cry. “What happened to that ‘my goodies, my cookies’ woman?” You shout. Crafting the best mega-celeb duet since Shakira and Beyonce (Freemasons Remix) and buying stuff from Ikea to smash in the video, that’s where.
Such promise. Andrew Lloyd Webber writing the song. A woman who could shake her booty and sing. Yet we ended up with this dross (
