Review: tranny crowd surfing while rapping
“Hands in the air. Are you ready?”
Review: Endsleigh mobile phone insurance
About a year ago I took out contents insurance with Endsleigh, reportedly one of the UK’s top insurance companies. They aren’t cheap either, reassuring me at the time that they were a good company to trust with my insurance. As part of that I added mobile insurance for my iPhone at around £6 a month. [...]
Review: discovering the Michelin Man exists
Priceless.
Review: tube strike in the middle of a recession
Anyone that instigates a major tube strike or takes part in one in the middle of a recession should be fired immediately. Tube station supervisors are incredibly well paid (£35 – 39k) and recieve amazing holiday. In an economic environment where a large portion of the London population is facing pay freezes, reduction in working [...]
Review: Topman Star Trek Jumpers
Of course, they’re not really Star Trek jumpers. They’re supposed to be trendy and I guess that because Star Trek is en vogue at the moment, you could say they are ‘trendy’. But come on… they don’t even have the walkie talkie badges.
Review: Caffè Nero customer service
Dead Tomorrow readers may recall our recent post about Caffè Nero cup lids. Incredibly, within 12 hours we had a comment on the post from the Managing Director of the chain and reassurance that he was looking into the issue. A short time later and we did receive a follow-up email from him with a [...]
Review: Caffé Nero takeaway cups with tea in
It’s Sunday and I have an issue. It’s an issue that has been boiling up inside me for some time now and it’s this: Caffé Nero takeaway cups are the worst takeaway cups in the world. “Takeaway” implies that the cup is meant to be used as you ‘take’ your cup ‘away’. Caffé Nero disagrees. [...]
Review: Specsavers over 60’s ad
Got to love this. Probably the best Specsavers ad yet.
Review: Lego Princess Leah
Now, I’m a fan of Star Wars and Lego, so when the two are combined it’s brilliant! On a recent trip to Legoland (believe it) I couldn’t help but pick up my new friend, Lego Princess Leah. In the film, she’s chained to a giant fat slug, but in real Lego life, Lego Princess Leah [...]
Review: gay marriage
Do you advocate for same sex marriage? If you do, you seem to be causing terror in the United States of America. Not just terror, but a miracle enduced STORM OF SATAN. If you are afraid, the National Organisation for Marriage (yes such a daft thing exists) is thankfully building a rainbow coalition of love [...]
Review: Easter chick road-kill
Spotted in Debenhams, Clapham Junction: one dead, trodden on Easter chick. Poor fluffy fella probably didn’t see it coming :’o(
Review: Ryanair
Ryanair lies about prices on their website.
Ryanair includes an unexplainably high number of extra costs to bump up the false cost even further such as huge tax.
Ryanair charges £10 – 20 to actually pay them by card! And this is added to your bill AFTER you click to pay.
Ryanair charges £10 – 30 for you [...]
Review: Dead Tomorrow forum
Dead Tomorrow now has a wonderful forum which uses the same login details as the rest of the site. There are a few teething problems such as the font colours are like Christmas, but it’s great to use. Please leave me a message, even if it’s hate mail or a death threat. Actually, preferably leave [...]
Review: two headed goose
It was a sunny, quiet afternoon as I strolled through the Swaledale valley in Yorkshire. Suddenly I heard a noise: a rustle of feathers. I looked to my right and there it was, a double headed monstrosity of a goose. Caught exclusively here on camera as evidence for Dead Tomorrow readers so you too can [...]
Review: cool Londoner
Clapham Highstreet gets a lot of unusual fashions walking up and down it. Mostly not good. Not on Easter Monday! This cool dude was spotted crossing the road sporting a cross between contemporary punk and suave smartness. I have to say, that is the best mohawk I’ve ever seen and I love that it matches [...]
Review: Grand Central trains
“Travel in style and comfort” says the leaflet. Comfort yes, style no. Four things struck me during my trip to Yorkshire on Grand Central trains:
Curtains have no place on public transport. Planes, trains or automobiles – curtains look hideous on all of them. All dangly and dingy. Ew. Where is the future? There must be a modern [...]
Review: Amazing Phil
Seen those Confused.com adverts on TV? Well, there’s a greasy teen in the advert who it turns out is a serial video blogger on YouTube called Amazing Phil. Bizarrely, he’s actually a darn funny, likable guy. At first you think “another YouTube weirdo” then you get it.
Someone talking non-stop into a camera about their lives shouldn’t [...]
Review: Easter chicks
Easter chicks are too cute and Eastery. Apologies for the poor photo, I was seriously sozzled when I took this.
Review: junk mail in Clapham, London
In Clapham, London the amount of junk mail that comes through the letter box is not only ridiculous, it’s bordering on letter box rape. As an experiment I left all of the junk mail for a week, taking out proper post, and this is the result:
One week’s worth of junk mail equates to 39 different [...]
