It’s come to my attention that many people doubt The Gaga. The reason for this is clearly that they aren’t paying her enough attention and think she’s “a new Britney” or “another Christina”. She’s a whole new musical monster altogether. Glastonbury this year will be remembered for one thing:
I loved Glastonbury for the moment before this performance when Lady Gaga clearly realises that she is the fuck off biggest act on the planet right now. People love her because of her love of performance and talent. Doubters? Boo. You’ll learn by watching the Glastonbury gig.
Hello DeadTomorrow readers. Long time, no? It took Ciara’s jigglin’ hips to get us back on here to write reviews for you. I saw Ciara jigglin’ at Heaven and at the crap Britney concert the other week. Ciara is actually an amazing singer and dancer, but that jigglin’ just don’t stop. She’s so aggressive and perfect at dancing it’s scary. I dread to think what she’d be like in bed – no man would survive!
What do you think of the jigglin’? You can leave reviews in the comments now too!
Anyone that instigates a major tube strike or takes part in one in the middle of a recession should be fired immediately. Tube station supervisors are incredibly well paid (£35 – 39k) and recieve amazing holiday. In an economic environment where a large portion of the London population is facing pay freezes, reduction in working hours and redundancy the tube workers should not be receiving pay rises or guarantees against the same action anyone else in employment has to now contend with. The London population pay tube worker wages and 2 – 3 days disruption will cause major havoc to the country’s capital city, working hard to pump cash back into the economy. Sack them!
Of course, they’re not really Star Trek jumpers. They’re supposed to be trendy and I guess that because Star Trek is en vogue at the moment, you could say they are ‘trendy’. But come on… they don’t even have the walkie talkie badges.
Dead Tomorrow readers may recall our recent post about Caffè Nero cup lids. Incredibly, within 12 hours we had a comment on the post from the Managing Director of the chain and reassurance that he was looking into the issue. A short time later and we did receive a follow-up email from him with a detailed and helpful response about leaky cup lids when you have tea in them. As we’d suspected (kind of) it’s partly to do with the “capilliary action” of the tea bag string. With the issue in hand and a few free vouchers, our confidence is more than restored in Caffè Nero. FYI, Dead Tomorrow found out about the lids through regular tea visits to Caffè Nero because despite the minor flaw, they do have the best tea on the high street. Given the fact Caffè Nero’s MD actually commented on our blog post, took it seriously despite our over dramatisation of the problem, looked into it and is coming up with a genuine solution PLUS offered vouchers – it’s impossible to deny Caffè Nero customer service top marks.
There’s something brilliantly uplifting about the one song that arrives every year to announce “yes, this is summer.” It usually takes the form of an upbeat, happy, Euro-pop-ish dance tune set for Ibiza. 2009 is no different and takes the form of David Guetta ft. Kelly Rowland. Below is the original track and the mixes are even better.
UPDATE: this is the current best mix. It’s as good as the above and then throws in a MENTAL bit of AMAZINGNESS. See you all through the summer clubbing to this:
“It’s the end of the human population!” I’ll probably eat my bacony hat as I am dying tomorrow, but I’m willing to bet that it isn’t. Not even close. Yet you’d be mistaken for thinking that it is as the world press go totally pork chops about the thing. The BBC website has even wheeled out one of its outbreak maps, last used for the recession. Read More…
It’s Sunday and I have an issue. It’s an issue that has been boiling up inside me for some time now and it’s this: Caffé Nero takeaway cups are the worst takeaway cups in the world. “Takeaway” implies that the cup is meant to be used as you ‘take’ your cup ‘away’. Caffé Nero disagrees. Every single time that I have had a tea from Caffé Nero to go, it has leaked. It is actually impossible to stop the tea dripping out, no matter how calmly or slowly you walk. I know because I have taken tea away from there many times (I’ve got my loyalty card to prove it). Surely this is a major design flaw, yet I can tell you now that it has been going on for years. Please Caffé Nero paper cup makers, if you’re reading this desperate plea, please fix this terrible flaw that blights your cups.
